Young Doogan is a small dog on the internet

Young Doogan

is looking for new magic tricks.
is building a house of cards.
is not looking for neo mundane.
hates prose with line breaks.
likes a deep fried meme.
loves a good bone and some crunchy language.
is looking for something funny, weird, or a bit fucked.
wants MS Paint but as a poem.
wants to enjoy his stay, so make him feel comfortable.
would like to befriend a coyote.
wants shamans with felt blankets, old newspapers, and canes.

This hound is fed by @LMFAOldenborg